This comic was actually made for some girls who work at a CIBC bank. The one is so obsessed with wonder woman apparently (Rana) that she actually runs around the bank screaming random wonder woman battle cries… and if that’s not weird enough, she asks every customer if they have done any "wrong doings" lately…

(some of the above information is false, or has been exaggerated to make fun of the accused!)

Ok, so I’m going to talk about my night here, all because of the weather… (If you don’t like foul language please stop reading here, and go watch the Ellen show or something!)

Here is a little bit of background: I am an armed guard, for an armored car company, in southern Alberta, and I drive about 400km a night… I can’t tell you any more than that, or they may just fire or kill me.

1: The weather has been warmer lately, but yesterday it dipped down and snowed all day… so the roads were wet… and I thought to myself, “Man, I hope it stops snowing so the roads don’t freeze tonight”… it didn’t stop snowing by the time I got to work, and the roads were freezing as I started driving… fuck me!

2: So the roads were freezing up pretty good… within 10 minutes of leaving the shop, I personally saw 2 cars in the ditch, and a near miss… I was fine of course.

3: For the first 200km of my night I had to deal with wiper blades that were clogging up with snow and ice and very poor visibility, and to add to that, I didn’t see a line on the fucking road all night… not one yellow line, not one white line… I was using the damn ditch as my guide. That was groovy!

4: At the 200km point of my fun white knuckle travels, I could tell the snow was letting up! I was exited! I could see the stars in the sky! But all was a fun dream… the stopping snow turned into pea soup fog… for pretty much the rest of the night… I mean, HOLY FUCK BATMAN!

5: So at this point… no lines on the road… using the ditch as a guide… can’t see 100 feet in front of me… icy fucking roads… not sure if I’m going to run into someone else who is spun out, or slowed down, but because of my L33T driving skills, I’m still doing 90kmh… (Got to get the job done I guess)

6: Now I have never seen those specific roads I drive on so quiet… no really, It felt like I was the only one out there at some points… (Maybe because the fog was too thick to see anything at all) but where I work, we are the mailmen of the roads… we don’t turn back in bad weather… mainly because we’re not allowed… no really, we get the job done or else, and you don’t want to know what the “else” is.

7: now here’s the kicker… guess who was in the front of that truck with his iPod on full blast, doing 90-100kmh, and singing his little heart out all night?... … … THIS GUY! Bon Jovi, I am not. Although I am sure that I’m getting desensitized to bad roads… that, or my skills are just that good. (I got game when it comes to driving!)

What’s the moral of my fun story: THE FUCKING WEATHER GODS DECIED TO OPEN THEIR GOD DAMN BAG OF TRICKS ON MY ASS… THOSE SHITTY ASS! MUTHA FUCKERS!

The end.

P.s. i pitty the fool who also had to drive in that weather last night!

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