Lesson 2 - Life in a Comic

I almost got T-boned today… my light went green and I started going, then some old man who I thought was slowing down on my left… wasn’t actually slowing down until he slammed on his breaks as he went through his red light and almost hit me in my driver door… and as I looked into this old man’s car and saw the handicap tag hanging from the mirror and glasses so big, Drew Carry would be jealous… He threw his hands up and gave me the “What the fuck are you doing” look… Thus proving my theory, that people are retards.
My second piece evidence I’m introducing happened yesterday. My wife, kid and I were stopped at a red light. For the other 2 lanes that had green lights, they were doing their thing. But right across from me coming right at us, was a brand new GMC sierra truck… and without slowing down or hesitation flew through his red light and sped past me. And as I looked into the cab of this renegade truck, I saw a 30 or so old man, talking to his passenger in what seemed to be a very intense conversation, for he was using hand gestures to talk to him, he seemed completely oblivious that not 1 second earlier could have caused a major traffic incident… Thus proving my theory, that people are FUCKING RETARDS!

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